all good things

I hate one of my managers. He is an immature, incompetent, incontinent, idiotic little boy who doesn't even know the fundamentals of pizza making. He continually stuffs up everything and then blames me for his mistakes and to top it off he is extremely rude. It all came to a head tonight when I was in the middle of cutting pizzas (it was very busy so they pulled me from my delivery duties to cut pizzas, those bastards) and he was standing right behind me, so close that I could feel his breath on the back of my neck. He was just standing there staring at my neck, talking about how guys shouldn't go into the freezer, and waiting for me to make a mistake so he could yell at me. Anyway, I finished cutting the pizza, I picked up the board so I could carefully place said pizza into the box when I bumped into him. Hot pizza and tomato sauce (with just a hint of basil) went everywhere, including my pants, shoes, hand (I now have a huge burn there) and on the shop owners car. Well I just blew my lid, and in the middle of the store i yelled "If you want to do something useful go stand in the corner and keep your mouth shut!!" I was somewhat surprised when he actually did go and stand in the corner, for a little while at least, then he went and told one of the senior managers that I "wasn't showing the proper respect due to someone of his mangerialistic position". The senior manager hates him as well and told him to shut up and go back to work. I'm surprised that the senior manager was able to keep a straight face when he said "managerial position". Thankfully I only have to put up with him for one more week, then he gets fired because a) no one likes him, b) He is useless, and c) he broke the oven last week and it cost $2,000 to repair.
One good thing about tonight though was that when we closed up shop I was asked to explain what had happened and why I felt i needed to treat the fool like a 4 year old. Apart from saying it was because he was acting like a 4 year old I told them about the pizza incident and the dipshit manager was forced to apologise to me. Well that’s all i gots to say, I did have an idea about a post on how my taste in music is the correct one and everyone else is wrong, but I was too pissed off to write it. All good things must come to an end.... including that idiots "managerialistic position".