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• From Cespenar in all good things (785 days old)

  So I am back. I didn't mean to stay away this long. At first I had just planned to take a couple of weeks off to catch up on uni work. Of course once I had caught up on that other stuff would come alo… more

• I am not JUST a pizza boy. From Cespenar in all good things (860 days old)

  I had a rather annoying delivery tonight. It started off well, it was to a street I knew, in a town that was close by and there were actual house numbers that were easily visible at night. The trouble… more

• Tolerate This. From Cespenar in all good things (906 days old)

  For some reason there seems to be a re-emergence of the whole "we must accept homosexual people" regime going around. I am not sure why this has started up again. I honestly believed that we all came … more

• The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret From Cespenar in all good things (934 days old)

  Some unpleasant things have happened at work lately. Unfortunately I am not allowed to go into great detail about them at the moment because my employers are afraid that if it got out then lawyers, ju… more

• Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines. From Cespenar in all good things (958 days old)

  Well my little brother has finally done it. Despite all of my efforts to persuade him otherwise, he has finally gone and become a jet pilot. Yes, my brother is now an officer in the Australian Air For… more

• My God People Are Stupid. From Cespenar in all good things (976 days old)

  I have been getting a lot of questions lately from friends and relatives asking why I spend a good 18 hours a day locked in my room. There are rumours and theories, ranging from severe depression to w… more

• I Climbed a Mountain.... Well, It Was a Hill With Delusions of Grandeur From Cespenar in all good things (989 days old)

  A friend talked me into climbing a mountain today, and I must admit i am not very impressed. Climbing mountains is too much like exercise for me to enjoy. I hate exercise, but at least his reason for … more

• St. Valintines Can Kiss my Hairy Loveless Butt. From Cespenar in all good things (997 days old)

  Its that time of year again. Valentines day!! (pause while everyone smiles fondly about their unrealistic romantic dreams). I hate this day, even more than Christmas. Honestly what is everyone thinkin… more

• Can You Feel my Seniority?? From Cespenar in all good things (1006 days old)

  I got promoted today. I am now "Senior delivery driver". Can you believe it?? I have been promoted to a made-up position that gives me about as much power and authority as a rusty nail. I don’t get mo… more

• Warning lables are there for YOUR safety. From Cespenar in all good things (1012 days old)

  I used to believe that warning labels were pointless. A collection of words, carefully arranged to portray a sense of caution that saps all the excitement out of life. The most famous warning labels a… more

• I need new friends. From Cespenar in all good things (1017 days old)

  I have come to the conclusion that I am in desperate need of new friends. I reached this conclusion at 2.43 this afternoon when i was talking to an old friend of mine. I hadn't spoken to her for about… more

• I Hate my Manager From Cespenar in all good things (1019 days old)

  I hate one of my managers. He is an immature, incompetent, incontinent, idiotic little boy who doesn't even know the fundamentals of pizza making. He continually stuffs up everything and then blames m… more

• From Cespenar in all good things (1029 days old)

  Women are strange creatures at times.... well, most of the time. You give them one simple little complement and they either scream 'rape' and slap a restraining order onto you, or they become complete… more

• Sorry, but I am not that easy to get rid of. From Cespenar in all good things (1034 days old)

  So I'm back. Everyone can now stop holding their breath and give a delighted cheer that I have returned to fill your lives with my special brand of witty humour (who am I kidding, no one reads this dr… more

• This Post sas Inspired by God. From Cespenar in all good things (1112 days old)

  I was just reading something written by one of my favourite comedy writers. This man, who shall forever more be referred to as The Benevolent God of Comedy, John Hargrave, writes the funniest things I… more

• We need taller buildings!! From Cespenar in all good things (1122 days old)

  I have noticed there is a complete lack of tall buildings at my uni. The tallest one is only 5 stories, which is about as impressive as a sack full of watermelon seeds. I noticed this lack of colossal… more

• I got a hair cut!! From Cespenar in all good things (1128 days old)

  Well I am back after some time of not writing anything. I wish I had some good, valid reason for not posting anything, something like I was defending a small Central African tribe from rabid gorillas,… more

• From Cespenar in all good things (1155 days old)

  I had a panic attack today; at least I think it was a panic attack. I have never had one before so I have nothing to compare it to. One of the witnesses to this little embarrassment of mine said it wa… more

• From Cespenar in all good things (1170 days old)

  I volunteered to help out at my uni's open day last Sunday... well, I was told it would be in everyone's best interest if I volunteered to help... o.k. They said I would have a lot of trouble passing … more

• Cespenar the Defeater of Infinite Doom; or How I Saved The World From Cespenar in all good things (1191 days old)

  I was minding my own business today, catching up on some studying (truthfully I was watching the new series of Stargate, which isn't nearly as good as the old ones. Sure that Farscape guy is pretty co… more

• From Cespenar in all good things (1198 days old)

  Well I am back at uni again. My first week back has been pretty good, I like my classes this semester and because I have moved house, I no longer have to put up with that annoying roommate anymore. Th… more

• I'm Sorry From Cespenar in all good things (1210 days old)

  I feel i must apologise for my post yesterday. It was childish and pathetic. I dont know what put me in such a foul mood yesterday and i really hope it doesn't happen again, perhaps it was that weird … more

• From Cespenar in all good things (1211 days old)

  I hate myself. I hate everything about me. I'm fat, useless, ugly and boring. I hate my ears, i hate my feet and i hate my hairy stomach. Most of all i hate these damn mood swings i am having. As you … more

• Of rune stones and ye olde horse poop. From Cespenar in all good things (1218 days old)

  Mum and I went to a medieval fair today. It was cool. I like the whole medieval thing and this fair had it all, jousting, ale, and people fighting with sharp pointy things. All in all, I had a lot of … more

• I have a buggered liver. From Cespenar in all good things (1220 days old)

  I went to see a doctor last week. For a while now I have been feeling kind of sick, like how you feel when you first wake up in the morning, sort of nauseous and tired and grumpy. I wasn't planni… more

• Thank Allah, Buddha and Jesus, I am on holidays!! From Cespenar in all good things (1223 days old)

  I am on holidays!! I have 20 days of sleeping in; watching daytime soap operas and forgetting everything I have learnt. Normally I don’t really like holidays, but last semester was so incredibly NOT c… more

• Being crazy aint that bad.... unless you get caught. From Cespenar in all good things (1232 days old)

  My mum thinks I have gone insane. She came down to my room to borrow my copy of 'The War of the Worlds' because her copy was old and busted, while mine was new and suave (the only reason I have a new … more

• Its all about the size of your club. From Cespenar in all good things (1254 days old)

  It is hard being 22. Well, not so much hard as it is annoying, and it’s not really the act of being 22 that is annoying, it’s that most women in this age group are annoying. You see, older women are c… more

• The heavy weights shall inherit the earth. From Cespenar in all good things (1259 days old)

  I hate my local supermarket. Today i was insulted and embarrassed by some 14 year old shallow school girl and all i did was try to by a bottle of cream. The store that i went to is always busy on a Su… more

• I'm failing From Cespenar in all good things (1266 days old)

  I am failing a subject. I am a little worried about it, I haven't failed anything for several years... o.k. I am actually pulling my hair out at the moment. I am feeling guilty and stupid because I ca… more

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